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=== Wheel of emperors ===
=== Wheel of emperors ===
As the last Emperor of ancient Iberia, Lrn, died with no heirs, the Iberian ministerial council activated an ancient emergency procedure called "wheel of emperors", a roulette with the name of each minister engraved on it, giving each an equal chance at leading the Iberian people.
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The winner of the wheel of emperors was emperor Franz, who quickly got fed up with his duties, and decided to pass the crown to his heir to the throne, Saar, a representative of both the Canaanite and Homosexual Iberian sub-cultures, who was crowned on 15 July 2023.


=== Ibero-Ruthenian Union ===
=== Ibero-Ruthenian Union ===
{{Main|Ibero-Ruthenian Union}}
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The Ibero-Ruthenian union is the dynastic union between Iberia and [[Ukraine|Ruthenia]].

The union was formed by the wedding of Iberian emperor [[Saar]] and Ruthenian tsar [[Maurice|Maurice.]] The ceremony was held in the ancient Temple of Cádiz, an important site for the Canaanite religious community. The ceremony was officiated by [[Etraud]], incorporating elements of Saar's Canaanite customs.

As part of the ritual, a symbolic act was performed, whereby a baby from the city was chosen and sacrificed by the officiant at the entrance of the temple, symbolizing the union between the two realms as well as the support of the gods to this union.<blockquote>"The city of Cadiz feels honoured by holding this ceremony." — the mayor of Cadiz commented.</blockquote>The marriage marked the first gay marriage to happen in Iberia, as well as the first gay marriage of an Iberian emperor.

The marriage drew criticism from the "NOW news" network, condemning the use of child sacrifice in gay marriage and marking the wedding as the "start of a lengthy, violent chapter between the common sense folk like ourselves, and the "power bottoms" over at Iberia and Ukraine".


== Local culture ==
== Local culture ==

Revision as of 00:55, 19 July 2023

Iberian Empire

9 other names
Flag
Motto: Gay Iberia
CapitalCádiz
Official languages
  • English
  • Castilian
  • Portuguese
  • Aragonese
  • Asturleonese [note 1]
  • Basque
  • Catalan
  • Galician [note 2]
  • Ladino
  • Hebrew
  • Phoenician
  • Occitan [note 3]
Religion
  • Homosexuality
  • Canaanite paganism
  • Celtic paganism
  • Christianity [note 4]
DemonymIberian
GovernmentAbsolute monarchy
• Emperor
Saar II
Establishment
• Formation
12 July 2023
Population
• Estimate
16
Today part ofIbero-Ruthenian Union

Iberia, officially the Iberian Empire, is a planned country in the upcoming season of Pixlies. It is primarily located in southwestern Europe, with parts of its territory located in the Atlantic Ocean, in northwestern Africa, and in the Pacific coast of North America. The largest part of Iberia is situated on the Iberian Peninsula, but its territory also includes the Balearic Islands in the Mediterranean Sea; the Azores, the Canary Islands and Madeira in the Atlantic Ocean; The Californias in North America; and the Rif in North Africa.

History

Formation

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Wheel of emperors

As the last Emperor of ancient Iberia, Lrn, died with no heirs, the Iberian ministerial council activated an ancient emergency procedure called "wheel of emperors", a roulette with the name of each minister engraved on it, giving each an equal chance at leading the Iberian people.

The winner of the wheel of emperors was emperor Franz, who quickly got fed up with his duties, and decided to pass the crown to his heir to the throne, Saar, a representative of both the Canaanite and Homosexual Iberian sub-cultures, who was crowned on 15 July 2023.

Ibero-Ruthenian Union

Main article: Ibero-Ruthenian Union

The Ibero-Ruthenian union is the dynastic union between Iberia and Ruthenia.

The union was formed by the wedding of Iberian emperor Saar and Ruthenian tsar Maurice. The ceremony was held in the ancient Temple of Cádiz, an important site for the Canaanite religious community. The ceremony was officiated by Etraud, incorporating elements of Saar's Canaanite customs.

As part of the ritual, a symbolic act was performed, whereby a baby from the city was chosen and sacrificed by the officiant at the entrance of the temple, symbolizing the union between the two realms as well as the support of the gods to this union.

"The city of Cadiz feels honoured by holding this ceremony." — the mayor of Cadiz commented.

The marriage marked the first gay marriage to happen in Iberia, as well as the first gay marriage of an Iberian emperor.

The marriage drew criticism from the "NOW news" network, condemning the use of child sacrifice in gay marriage and marking the wedding as the "start of a lengthy, violent chapter between the common sense folk like ourselves, and the "power bottoms" over at Iberia and Ukraine".

Local culture

Homosexuality

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Canaanite religion and child sacrifice

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Notes

  1. ↑ All varieties with their own standard.
    These varieties are: Asturian, Cantabrian, Extremaduran, Leonese and Mirandese.
  2. ↑ Fala and Eonavian have been traditionally linked to Galician as dialects. Both of them have been standardised and treated as official languages at a local level.
  3. ↑ Specifically the Aranese dialect.
  4. ↑ Officially outlawed.
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